“Something moves in the shadows, unseen, hidden from our
sight. It will not show itself, not yet...”
However, as Thranduil pointed out, “Such is the nature of
evil. […] In time all foul things come forth.”
And so I saw it, a cockroach that decided to set foot in the
sacred halls of my room. I knew it could be no other than Roachy the Defiler.
I went into Galadriel Mode out of sheer reflex.
So I rose up and shouted: “Go back to the void from whence
you came!” in an attempt to banish it from these lands. But the light of
Eärendil was veiled, and alas, the spell did not work.
So I switched to Aragorn Mode instead. With a swift stroke
of my shoe, I smashed it so hard, its head flew halfway across the room. I
know, because I happened upon the head later.
As is always the case with deeds done in Aragorn Mode, it’s
very satisfying, but a bitch to clean up.
My cockroach policy was summarized by Thranduil: “Other
lands are not my concern. The fortunes of the world will rise and fall, but
here in this kingdom, we will endure.”
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